Seeking Young, Healthy, Attractive Individuals 

08.07.24 09:20 AM - Comment(s) - By Franco Suarez



 About Me:

Hi there! I'm an HSA (Health Savings Account) looking for some special connections. I'm a bit of a financial powerhouse, with a dash of tax-saving charm. Under 40? Perfect! You can be single, separated, "it's complicated," or even married with kids. Let's embark on this journey of health and wealth together!



Benefits of Our Relationship:



1. Tax-Free Love: Contributions to me are tax-deductible. That’s right, you’ll get more money back at the end of the year – who doesn’t love that?

2. Earnings Growth: Watch your money grow with me! Interest and investment earnings are tax-free. It's like watching our love blossom without any pesky taxes getting in the way.

3. Triple Tax Advantage: Contributions, earnings, and withdrawals (for qualified medical expenses) are all tax-free. That’s like having our cake and eating it too – and the cake is made of gold!

4. Long-Term Commitment: Money left in me rolls over year after year. I’m not here for a short fling; I’m in it for the long haul, just like you!

5. Flexibility: Spend on a wide range of qualified medical expenses. From doctor visits to prescription meds, I’ve got your back – and your wallet.



Commitments Required:



1. Eligibility: Must have a high-deductible health plan (HDHP). Think of it as the price of admission to our exclusive club.

2. Contribution Limits: Be mindful of how much you contribute annually. Just like in any good relationship, boundaries are important.

3. Record-Keeping: Save those receipts! We need to show proof that our expenses are for qualified medical needs. Let’s keep our love (and our finances) clean.

4. Age Matters: You need to be under 65 to make contributions. After that, we can still be friends, but the rules change a bit.

5. Financial Fidelity: Use the funds wisely. Avoid non-medical expenses before age 65 to prevent penalties. Let’s keep our relationship healthy and penalty-free!



Ready to build a future filled with health, wealth, and tax advantages? Swipe right on an HSA today! All inquiries will be handled 
by 
The Franco Sarez Agency, the matchmaker 🏥💸❤️


Click to Apply!

Franco Suarez

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